Guns and Garters
"Dinky"


I don't know where I wuz born or what year I wuz born, neither.  I was too young to remember. 

Most of my life I been driftin' from one place to another.  I been to the badlands of New Mexico and to that big ditch in the Arizona Territory.  I wuz gold minin' in the Idaho Territory (that be called Montana now) and wuz loggin' in the Oregon Territory.

I busied myself trappin' fur, loggin' trees, and even robbed me a few banks as I traveled around.  I likes to keep busy.

When I heard that miners wuz strikin' it rich in California I headed that way.  While passin' through Wyoming on the Oregon Trail I saw a beautiful site.  There, headin' in the same direction as me was the most handsome mule I ever did see.  He were bein' led by a short person with short hair.  I decided I needed that sturdy-lookin' mule fer to help me get gold.

So's I traveled west with the mule and discovered that the short person leadin' him weren't so bad.  Found out her name wuz Drop Dead Dee.  Interestin'.

So, Drop Dead and I ended up stayin' together.  When I wuzn't gettin' rich on gold we decided to drift on south.

I can make some right purdy tunes come out of my fiddle. When I'm not fiddlin' around I'll be bummin' around.  If youse feels like sittin' a long spell, I can fill yer ears with all the interestin' things I've learned while driftin' around.
Dennis Payne is a retired school teacher who spends his time playing the fiddle and remodeling homes.  He enjoys wood-working and participating with reenactment groups. Dennis is particularly good at dying! Watch out for those feet!

Dennis taught in local Southern California Schools for 36 years and coached high school wrestling for 38 years.  He officiated wrestling at the 1984 Olympic Games.

In 2007 Dennis was inducted into the California Wrestling Hall of Fame.  In 2010 he received the great honor of being inducted into the National Wrestling Hall of Fame!

Affiliations: NRA

 

There's more pitchurs of me with my beau, Drop Dead Dee, here.
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Dinky Dinky in Yuma
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 Now, don'tcha worry none.  Dinky ain't got no cylinder in that gun.  He ain't gonna shoot hisself!
Dinky at 2005 Harvest Fair
Dinky Dinky At Calico Days 2006
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Yup, I really do play the fiddle... and I ain't no slacker at it, neither!
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