Guns and Garters
"Nedidiah"
Honorary Member

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I been called a lotta names in my life.  Sum I earned and sum I ain't.  My given name is Nedidiah but folks have called me Nedly, Nasty Ned, Gnarly Ned, Knucklehead Ned, Nincompoop Ned, and all sorts of other names.

I wuz born in 1812 at Fort Lisa on the Missouri River nears to Omaha, Nebraska.

When I wuz 18 my family set out for Fort Vancouver in the Oregon Territory.  While on that trip west I saw the purdiest gal I ever did see.  Her name wuz Lilly Mae.  She didn't know that I wuz watchin' her whiles she tussled with her brothers and sisters.

Unfortunately her folks and mine got into a huge fight about sumthin' and the rest of the trip they wuz a-feudin' back and forth.

One day she wuz chasin' her sister and she fell and rolled down a hill.  Well, I wuz fishin' in a creek when she rolled into me and we both tumbled into the creek.  I thought it were a bear that jumped on me so I grabbed her and held her under the water.

When I realized it were a girl I let her up.  She stood up and hauled off and blackened my eye.  We stood there, huffin' and a puffin', facin' off.  Right then I knew I had to have that feisty female fer my wife.

We ended up fallin' in love.  After we got to Fort Vancouver we decided to head for Sutter's Mill fer to get rich on gold.  We didn't stay there long cuz we wasn't gettin' rich.  We headed out south and ended up in Banning where we ran the stage coach station.
Ned Cline teaches eighth grade history and language arts.  He and his wife, Julie, packed up and moved to Beaumont when Ned was recruited to teach in Fontana.

 

There's more pitchurs of me and my beau, Lilly Mae, here.
Nedidiah Performin' in Yuma
Nedidiah Nedidiah
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