We Do Weddin's and Other Shindigs: Guns and Garters

SHOTGUN RENEWAL OF VOWS May 2018 If you don't need any official paperwork we kin provide a prechur for yer vow renewal.


This groom wuz escorted to the altar by two wimmen with Shiny right behind with the shotgun.





There wuz another couple that wanted to renew their vows that day. We kin do all sorts of variations on this. Maybe it's the bride that needs to be forced to the altar with a shotgun. Maybe you'd like a 21 bullet salute. You decide. Give us a call fer our rates.

SHOTGUN RENEWAL OF VOWS May 2017

The wimmen is escortin' the bride

The groom dun been locked up to keep him from changin' his mind.


This here is where the shotguns work well makin' sure the groom gits to the altar



He put up a bit of a fight so the handcuffs went on. Shiny and Wichita is makin' sure nun of his frends come help him escape.




	The handcuffs kin come off now.



Bye everyone!

SHOTGUN WEDDING 11/8/08 Youse kin hire us to help make yer shindig a big success. We is multi-talented and kin do all sorts of stuff besides our skits. We ain't got no preacher, but we kin provide the shotguns! We did a big company party at the Lake Elsinore baseball stadium once. Here's sum pitchers from a weddin' we did. As you kin see we can do a lot more than just stand around and look purty.

We kin direct people to the guestbook. Here's Littlefoot watchin' these two gals sign.		Drop Dead Dee is charmin' these two fellas. She kin always make people smile.


We did a lot of minglin' with the crowd and posin' fer pitchers.


Buffalo and Dusty are checkin' to make sure their rifles are ready fer to make sure the groom gets to the altar.		Dusty's pretendin' to shoot the cake.


The guests loved havin' their pitchers taken with us. Those two gals with Calico came to the weddin' dressed like that. All the guests were told to dress western fer the occasion.


The guests turned around to see what the ruckus was up where the groom was comin' in.


The groom was confronted by the sheriff and his deputies and told they were there to get him to the altar. Drop Dead Dee played the part of the groom's mother sayin', "You're gonna settle down and get hitched and stay outta trouble." The groom told him that he ordered him a mail order bride. Youse kin see Littlefoot filmin' it all so's the bride and groom could have the whole fiasco on tape.


Here's Dusty, the sheriff, puttin' cuffs (real cuffs from the 1800's) on the groom whiles Drop Dead makes sure he don't get away.		The groom is escorted down the aisle.


Dinky dun played the wedding march fer the bride to come in on. He kin hook it up to the sound system so's everyone kin hear.		Drop Dead and Buffalo are makin' sure the groom don't escape to the left.


Dusty and Calico cocked their rifles and gave the evil eye to the guests when the preacher asked if anyone knew a reason why the bride and groom shouldn't be married.


Littlefoot did a video of the whole shindig and the Guns and Garters webmaster/photographer took pitchers fer the bride and groom. We kin provide you with lots of different services as youse kin see.




While's the bride and groom and wedding party wuz in gettin' their pitchurs took we put on sum skits to entertain the guests. As you'se kin see the webmaster took pitchers. She took a bunch more fer the bride and groom fer later. Littlefoot set up her camera holder thing-a-ma-jig so's the skits was bein' filmed even when she wuz in them.

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